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Railroad crossings are X-rated Thank you Bob Osgoodby for your contribution.
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****************** A rookie police officer pulls over an elderly woman for speeding. As he walks up to her vehicle, the police officer asks for her driver's license. "I don't have one" was her reply. "Then let me see your registration for the vehicle", the officer countered. "I don't have that either offficer. In all honesty, this is not my vehicle. I had to kill the owner of this car, and stuffed her body in the trunk". As calmly as he could force himself, after that shocking statement, he ordered the woman out of her car, handcuffed her and called his supervisor for assistance. The rookies' supervisor arrived and was presented with the officers' version of the events. The supervising officer then went up to the elderly lady and inquired why she did not have her license with her. "I have my license. It's in my purse" she answered. After the supervisor checked her license, he responded, I was told you didn't have your vehicle registration. "Oh no officer, I have it right here" as she pulled her registration from the vehicles glovebox. "May I take a look in your trunk" asked the senior officer? "Most certainly" came her reply. After finding her trunk empty, the officer walked back to the woman and said..." I don't understand... My officer there told me you did not have a license, or your registration. And to top it off he said you had a dead body in the trunk of your car." "Oh! the lady chuckled, and I suppose he told you I was speeding?" Thank you Larry O'Connor for your contribution.
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